Little Johnny

Little Johnny
~*~
Little Johnny was walking home from school and he saw his
sister across the street.
She was screaming at another girl and
calling her a
"Bitch"
Little Johnny goes up to his sister and asks what
a "bitch" is.
His sister replies,
"A Bitch is another name for a girl"
When Little Johnny got home he went upstairs and
overheard his
daddy say "Shit" when he was shaving.
Little Johnny Curious
askes his dad
what "Shit" means.
He replies,
"Shit is another name for shaving"
Little Johnny then hears his mommy scream,
"Fuck This!"
In the Kitchen
runs downstairs and askes his mommy
what "Fuck" means.
She said,
"Johnny, Fuck is another word for cooking a turkey"
Then the door bell rings and two
Nuns are standing
there.
Little Johnny Using his new words says,
"Hello Bitches, why are you here today?"
The Nuns are shocked and suprized and ask,
"Where are your parents son?"
He then replies,
"Well, my daddy is shitting in the bathroom and my mommy is
fucking the turkey"
:-)