Little Johnny

Little Johnny
~*~
Little Johnny was walking home from school and he saw his
sister across the street.
She was screaming at another girl and
calling her a
"Bitch"
Little Johnny goes up to his sister and asks what
a "bitch" is.
His sister replies,
"A Bitch is another name for a girl"
When Little Johnny got home he went upstairs and
overheard his
daddy say "Shit" when he was shaving.
Little Johnny Curious
askes his dad
what "Shit" means.
He replies,
"Shit is another name for shaving"
Little Johnny then hears his mommy scream,
"Fuck This!"
In the Kitchen
runs downstairs and askes his mommy
what "Fuck" means.
She said,
"Johnny, Fuck is another word for cooking a turkey"
Then the door bell rings and two
Nuns are standing
there.
Little Johnny Using his new words says,
"Hello Bitches, why are you here today?"
The Nuns are shocked and suprized and ask,
"Where are your parents son?"
He then replies,
"Well, my daddy is shitting in the bathroom and my mommy is
fucking the turkey"
:-)

Summer!

Well its summer now! & I just realized I haven't been on since November! its been awhile. & that was when me & one of my best friends weren't getting along but now we are doing good. And lots of things have changed since then. Like I have turned 14 & i have got confirmed into my church. And of course the guy i have liked since October asked me out in April & we are still going out. He didn't even know i liked him when he asked me but we are both glad he did. I most likely get to see him because he lives like 10 miles away & he has a job & we both cant drive & we go to two separate churches...so its really difficult & i miss him like CRAZY! But i am going to take my driver's test on Wednesday next week and I'm pumped...so hopefully i pass! And then i have to drive with someone 18 or older for 180 day then i can drive ALONE! which will be towards the end of December! YAY! Well anyway I will have more time to write about whats been going on in my life tomorrow..possibly because I have to babysit but i don't know what time I'm going to get done...So most likely Sunday. Cya! :]